After 7 Seasons, Orange Is The New Black about the women's prison in Litchfield came to an end. Not only did we watch the inmates wheel and deal to make life behind bars bearable, but we watched them couple up--even if they were only "gay for the stay."
There weren't too many "meet-cute" moments; more like physical or emotional attraction--the main couple being Piper and Alex.
Even though all the ladies were convicted felons, the audience quickly realized that they were so much more than that, and just as deserving of love. Just as in the outside world, the women experience true love, the illusion of love, or merely friends with benefits. Here's how you might stack up on OITNB, horoscope-wise.
12 Aries, Your Soulmate Is: Libra, Lorna Morello Muccio
This is a great match of opposites. Their love affair promises great balance. Aries is a Sign of Self while Libra is the Sign of Partnership. You are impulsive and excitable, while Libra is peace-loving and likes things to go smoothly.
"I deserve to be with somebody who loves love," says the sweet and softhearted Lorna (Yael Stone). She likes driving the van to chat up other prisoners in the hope of getting along. She is indeed into partnership, suffering from erotomania (a person who believes their love is returned despite evidence to the contrary.)
11 Taurus, Your Soulmate Is: Capricorn, Aleida Diaz
This is a practical and sensible coupling with neither down-to-earth signs interested in risk-taking in love, money, or career. Both have high standards, are realistic, and conservative. They get along best when Capricorns lighten up and Tauruses get motivated to achieve.
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'll cut your f**king tit off." Yes, indeed Diaz (Elizabeth Rodriguez) should lighten up a bit. She comes off as selfish which covers for her not wanting to risk her heart being crushed. As a mother, Diaz wants the best for her daughter and fellow inmate Daya. She dreams of opening a nail salon upon release.
10 Gemini, Your Soulmate Is: Sagittarius, Poussey Washington
This is a spectacular match of air and fire, extremely compatible because they're both pioneering, adventurous, and independent with short attention spans. They are friends as well as lovers and share a refreshing optimism and enthusiasm.
"Maybe I'm gonna get my heart broken in a thousand different pieces. But those are maybes. You can't live your life accordin' to maybes." Optimistic, indeed, of the "don't worry, be happy variety." Poussey (Samira Wiley) likes to joke around with her fellow inmates in order to avoid confrontation and violence.
9 Cancer, Your Soulmate Is: Scorpio, Alex Vause
These two water signs are an emotionally intense love match. There is a strong sexual attraction with nurturing Cancer drawn to Scorpio's passion, energy, and intensity. These signs enjoy creating a comfortable living space and have fierce family loyalty.
Alex (Laura Prepon) has a sexually charged presence and when she loves she loves hard: case in point, her immediate and intense relationships with both Piper, who she marries in prison, and Nicky. Even though she sells out Piper, Alex eventually redeems herself and protects Piper from scary inmates like Red and Badison.
8 Leo, Your Soulmate Is: Aries, Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett
This is the love affair of two fire signs and sparks fly. There's a lot of action in this relationship with clashing egos and vying for the position of boss. Aries can get jealous but always looks to Leo for guidance.
Pennsatucky (Taryn Manning) may be small and slight but she establishes her bossiness from the beginning of the series. She'll mouth off to anyone, which resulted in getting her teeth knocked out by Piper. She does evolve though becoming very caring towards her friends Big Boo and Suzanne.
7 Virgo, Your Soulmate Is: Pisces, Daya Diaz
These signs may be opposite within the Zodiac, but they make for quite a healthy relationship. They bring out the best in one another with Pisces offering a gentle touch and kindness and are born to connect.
Daya (Dascha Polanco) is a fierce protector of her family and welcomed by the Latina inmates. She keeps her baby after becoming pregnant by CO Bennett. She wants to be a different kind of mother than her own, fellow inmate Aleida. Unfortunately, her time in Maximum Security changes her.
6 Libra, Your Soulmate Is: Aquarius, Nicky Nichols
This romantic pairing raises the consciousness of both Air signs which connect on a mental level, sharing a love of art, people, and culture. Both Libras and Aquarians like to make things better with the latter being a more progressive thinker who can easily get ruffled feathers.
Nicky (Natasha Lyonne) may have a short fuse and loud mouth that get her into trouble, but she is perceptive and highly intelligent with the ability to provide other prisoners with sage advice. She is also fiercely protective of her friends.
5 Scorpio, Your Soulmate Is: Taurus, Galina "Red" Reznikov
Things can get intense with these two opposites giving them a special albeit complex connection. Their attraction to each other is off the charts and their powerful personalities make for passionate love as well as disagreements.
No other inmate had ever wheeled the power and influence of Red (Kate Mulgrew) who was the prison's Head Chef and leader of a group called Red's Family. She gives her all to caretaking and an equal amount of energy into revenge. Sadly, in the end, her empire crumbles with the onset of dementia.
4 Sagittarius, Your Soulmate Is: Leo, Sophia Burset
Fireworks! That's what happens when these two extremely dynamic Fire signs with a lust for life become the fun couple. Leo is the partner who acts as the leader as well as the gracious host and must feel in control of the conversation.
Sophia (Laverne Cox) is friendly and chatty so her prison beauty salon job brings her joy. She has a generally upbeat attitude and shows kindness to others, even though it is not always shown to her because she is transgender. She remains even-tempered when fending off negative comments.
3 Capricorn, Your Soulmate Is: Cancer, Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren
This is a match made in opposite heaven, creating a very successful and secure partnership based on a strong foundation. Capricorn is logical, down-to-earth, and real, allowing Cancer to bring to the coupling and emotionally charged intensity. They both have high standards and a dedication to the connection.
"I'm not crazy, I am unique," claims Suzanne (Uzo Aduba) who can become very emotionally attached to people whether they like it or not. She is easily upset and can get frustrated quickly but can be thoughtful and compassionate.
2 Aquarius, Your Soulmate Is: Gemini, Piper Chapman
This partnership enjoys a wonderful mental connection because they're both quick-minded. Geminis is in love with big ideas and Aquarians have those in abundance. They both independence though, and have energy to spare.
Of all the cast members, Piper (Taylor Schilling), the show's original protagonist, really showed the toll prison can have on a person. She is smart, reflective, and when using her energies for good rather than evil (aka revenge and manipulation) she was trying to implement ways to improve prison life for the wellness of her fellow inmates.
1 Pisces, Your Soulmate Is: Virgo, Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson
This well-balanced duo complement one another. Their doting relationship is harmonious because they are both accepting and sympathetic. Virgo provides a steady base for the more emotional Pisces.
Although Taystee (Danielle Brooks) is one to avoid when she is angry, in general, this intelligent and ambitious inmate is steady in her temperament because she stays with her group of other black inmates and actually feels more comfortable and accepting of life "inside" rather than in the outside world. Her sympathies are revealed at the loss of Vee (Lorraine Touissant), and when she sets up "The Poussey Washington Fund."
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